• The best way to attract money is to give the appearance of having it.
  • Everyone thinks everyone else has money.
  • Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
  • I know a man who says he's going to invest his money in taxes - it's the only sure thing to go up.
  • Taxes are not designed to be fair, they're designed to raise money.
  • By the time you finish paying all your taxes, about all you have left is a receipt.
  • Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
  • Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch!
  • You really can't beat the game. If you earn anything, it's minus taxes. If you buy anything it's plus taxes.
  • After a man pays his income tax, he knows how a cow feels after she's been milked.