• All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness.
  • Coffee, chocolate, men, something's are just better rich.
  • Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
  • Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of it's tail.
  • I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
  • Talk is cheap...until lawyers get involved.
  • Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you ever noticed how it remains so popular?
  • A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterwards.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.