• You can't have everything; where would you put it?
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
  • When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!
  • Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
  • Never answer an anonymous letter.
  • When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.Upload to Facebook
    When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
  • Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.Upload to Facebook
    Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.
  • For some reeson, I've never yet won a gaim of 'Skrabel'.
  • Financial circumstances often alter legal cases.
  • Man who throw dirt will lose ground.
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