• Don't tell any big lies, Small ones can be just as effective.
  • People treat you exactly how you train them to.
  • If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.
  • No one is funnier than people who take themselves too seriously.
  • Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but we shouldn't show it off.
  • If you've a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% chance you'll get it wrong.
  • Anybody can quit smoking. It takes a real man to fight lung cancer.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
  • War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.