• Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory!
    Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory!
  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
  • Don't take life seriously, until you're sick.
    Don't take life seriously, until you're sick.
  • Dyslexia means never having to say that you're YRROS!
  • Velcro is sure a rip-off!
  • Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.
  • Patience - What you have when you don't know what to do next.
    Patience - What you have when you don't know what to do next.
  • Stable relationships are for horses.
  • The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
  • If you run like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.
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