• Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
  • The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast.
  • You can't be late until you show up.
  • Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
  • A Smith & Wesson beats four aces!
  • Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
    Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
  • A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
    A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
  • Cocaine is never a solution. Unless, of course, you dissolve it in water.
  • Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
    Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
  • Half-drunk is a waste of money.
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