• Rehab is for quitters.
    Rehab is for quitters.
  • Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded.
    Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded.
  • Don't trust stairs... they're always up to something!
  • Whatever you do, always give 100 per cent - unless you're donating blood.
  • Don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk.
  • Never spit when on a roller coaster.
  • When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  • Dating Spiderman must be tricky. Too many strings attached!
  • The difference between pink and purple, is your grip.
  • Those who say they sleep like a baby haven't got one.