• Patience will come to those who wait for it.
  • Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
  • Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
  • When opportunity knocks, don't complain about the noise.
  • A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
  • Anger is only one letter short of danger.
  • Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Standards are such good things everyone should have their very own.
  • I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.