• The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
  • He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
  • Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you- not because they are nice, but because you are.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
  • Peter's Principle: In every organization, each person tends to rise to the level of his incompetence.
  • When there's a will, I want to be in it.
  • Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.