• The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
    The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
  • Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
  • Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in huge bills.
  • No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
  • At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
  • Never piss off someone with more spare time than you!
    Never piss off someone with more spare time than you!
  • Be careful - the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!
  • Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
  • Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them.
    Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them.
  • Lean on your family tree and you'll never get out of the woods.