• Workers who roll up their sleeves seldom lose their shirt.
  • What the sale words giveth, the small print taketh away!
    What the sale words giveth, the small print taketh away!
  • Ideas are great provided they don't degenerate into work!
  • Indecision is the key to flexibility.
    Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  • Many a checkered career ends in a striped suit.
  • Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
    Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
  • Time is money. Overtime is bankruptcy.
    Time is money. Overtime is bankruptcy.
  • A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
  • Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.