• Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
  • During a campaign the air is full of speeches - and vice versa.
  • Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
  • An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
  • Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
  • Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
  • Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.
  • Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!
  • Everyone brings joy to this office...Some when they enter and others when they leave!
  • Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.