• Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work.
  • Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work.
  • Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
  • Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
  • I hate coffee. It keeps me awake at work.
  • For a real quick energy boost, nothing beats having the boss walk in.
  • Choose heaven for the climate & hell for the company.
  • If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person, he'll find an easier way to do it.
  • It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
  • Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.