• People are always available for work in the past tense.
  • Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
  • Work is the greatest thing in the world, so save some for tomorrow.
  • The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
  • I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
  • Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
  • Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
  • As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
  • I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
  • Double your pleasure, photocopy your paycheck.