• Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
  • I love hard work; I can really look at it for hours.
  • Ever noticed that even the busiest of people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are ?
  • I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.
  • Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
  • Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
  • Do pilots take crash-courses?
  • Why is that Boss is always early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time.
  • Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I don' t want to take any chances.