• By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
  • Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
  • Bad presentations do not have slide effects.
  • I don't want a solution. I want an excuse.
  • Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
  • Wisconsin attorney accidentally sues himself.
  • Work is the curse of the drinking class.
  • My job is such a closely guarded secret, even I don't know what I'm doing.
  • The trouble with being the boss is that there's no satisfaction in stealing office supplies.
  • Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.