• Sign at a Barber's Saloon:
    We need your heads to run our business.
  • I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
  • Who stopped payment on my reality check?
  • Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
  • In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.'
  • We work to become, not to acquire.
  • For me, hard work represents the supreme luxury of life.
  • The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.
  • Be thankful for problems or idiots would have your job.
  • I've been working for this company ever since they threatened to fire me.