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Will work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won't work five consecutive days for it.

~ Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.
~ Leonard Rossiter
Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.
~ Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza
Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed.

Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed.

~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
~ Lora Brody
I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!
~ Russell Brand
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
~ Richard P. Feynman
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
~ Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)
Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.
~ Charles Bukowski
What's a fuck when what I want is love?
~ Henry Miller

Quotes

Will work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won't work five consecutive days for it.


Trivia

The brain has an "automatic penis maintenance function" to force erections if unused for too long.

Graffiti

Life is sexually transmitted.