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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
~ Louise Sammons

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
The British Museum Is Falling Down,
~ David Lodge

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
~ Woody Allen

Sex is emotion in motion.
~ Mae West

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
~ Alphonse Karr

Electric flesh-arrows traversing the body. A rainbow of color strikes the eyelids. A foam of music falls over the ears. It is the gong of the orgasm.
~ Anais Nin

Sex ages us. Priests are boyish, spinsters stay black-haired until after fifty. We others, the demon rots us out.
~ John Updike

If there is a true secret to the universe, it is this ... these first few seconds of warmth and entry and complete acceptance by one's beloved.
~ Dan Simmons

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
~ Anonymous

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