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Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
~ Chelsea Handler
I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.
I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.
~ Karen Marie Moning
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
~ Tallulah Bankhead
A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a friend.
~ Anton Chekhov
I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don't think you can beat my vibrator.
I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn't.
~ Kurt Cobain
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
~ Woody Allen
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
~ Jarod Kintz

Quotes

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Trivia

Some men experience instant feelings of sadness and regret after sex. It is known as "post-coital tristesse".

Graffiti

Surprise Sex is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison!