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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
~ Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.
You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.
~ Catherine Coulter, Tail Spin
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
~ Norman Mailer
Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked human being.
~ James Baldwin, No Name in the Street
Young people are moving away from feeling guilty about sleeping with somebody to feeling guilty if they are 'not' sleeping with someone.
Young people are moving away from feeling guilty about sleeping with somebody to feeling guilty if they are 'not' sleeping with someone.
~ Margaret Mead
I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cock to fuck that basic vanilla sex right outta you.
~ Lorelei James, Saddled and Spurred
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
~ R.D. Laing
Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it's not good enough.
~ Karen Marie Moning, The Alpha Alternative: JZB Sex Scene
Will work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won't work five consecutive days for it.

~ Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.
~ Leonard Rossiter

Quotes

You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.

Trivia

"Transient Global Amnesia" is the technical term for that feeling of a wiped memory after good sex.

Graffiti

Life is sexually transmitted.