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Will work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won't work five consecutive days for it.

~ Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.
~ Leonard Rossiter
Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.
~ Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza
Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed.

Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed.

~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
~ Lora Brody
I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!
~ Russell Brand
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
~ Richard P. Feynman
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
~ Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)
Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.
~ Charles Bukowski
What's a fuck when what I want is love?
~ Henry Miller

Quotes

Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.

Trivia

The brain has an "automatic penis maintenance function" to force erections if unused for too long.

Graffiti

One who hesitates later masturbates.