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Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
~ Robert Clark
Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.
~ Robert Clark
I'm glad I finally took my dad's and mom's advice and got into it.
~ Jeff Bridges, on acting
When they (breasts) are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love them, and I love that.
When they (breasts) are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love them, and I love that.
~ Drew Barrymore
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married say 'It's the same sex all the time.
~ Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
~ Robin Williams
We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.
We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.
People in Hollywood don't have that much sex, or at least I don't.
At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.
At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.
~ Krista Allen
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
~ Paris Hilton

Quotes

Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

Trivia

Some men experience instant feelings of sadness and regret after sex. It is known as "post-coital tristesse".

Graffiti

Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!