• When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.
    Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • If they had publicized Corona causes impotency, not a single man would be on the streets.
    If they had publicized Corona causes impotency, not a single man would be on the streets.
    ~ Roxanne Davur
  • My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    ~ Robert Mugabe
  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex
  • I love the lines men use to get us into bed. `Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.` What am I, a microwave?
    I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
    ~ Beverly Mickins
    Sex
  • You're my North. My compass always points to you.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex
  • What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?
    Honey, I'm home.
    ~ Ken Hammond
  • My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
    ~ Woody Allen