• Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
    ~ Bob Hope
    Sex
  • I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
    ~ Bernard Manning
  • A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man.
    ~ Mignon McLaughlin
  • Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.
    ~ Gabriel Garci­a Marquez
    Sex
  • The only time my wife gets hot is when she burns her hand while cooking.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air.
    ~ Ethiopian Proverb
  • The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
    ~ Zimbabwen Proverb
  • Everybody loves erotic content.
    ~ Sunny Leone
  • Credibility is like virginity. You only lose it once.
    ~ Vinod Mehta
  • There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for.
    There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a man by giving him more than he hopes for.
    ~ Charles Baudelaire