• Love is a wonderful thing that happens when you continuously get good orgasms from your partner.
    Love is a wonderful thing that happens when you continuously get good orgasms from your partner.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
    Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
    ~ Author Unknown
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  • The way I go about a lovemaking scene is that we will talk about it during the rehearsing time.
    The way I go about a lovemaking scene is that we will talk about it during the rehearsing time.
    ~ Ang Lee
  • If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
    ~ Fran Lebowitz
  • I shall sustain a massive erection, that's what, and I shan't be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.
    ~ Stephen Fry, The Liar
  • My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.
    My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know  about oral sex.
    If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know about oral sex.
    ~ Mary Whitehouse
  • My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and I realize I'm out of debt.
    My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and I realize I'm out of debt.
    ~ Beth Lapides
  • Laughter serves to neutralize pornography, and is therefore anathema to most pornographers.
    ~ Malcolm Muggeridge
  • The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
    The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
    ~ Dennis Miller