• It's true that obscenity is a matter of taste and in the eye of the beholder.
    ~ Christopher Hitchens
  • Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
    ~ Bjork
  • I want to be an artist, not... a celluloid aphrodisiac.
    ~ Marilyn Monroe
  • Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
    Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
    Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
    ~ Richard Fleischer
  • Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
    ~ Clare Boothe Luce
  • The monstrosity of sexual intercourse outside marriage is that those who indulge in it are trying to isolate one kind of union the sexual from all the other kinds of union which were intended to go along with it and make up the total union.
    ~ C. S. Lewis
  • Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection!
    ~ Author Unknown
  • I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
    ~ Scott Roeben
  • Obscenity comes from grime.
    ~ Christopher Hitchens