• For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.
    For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.
    ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  • Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C?

    ~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
  • If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.
    ~ Erin McCarthy, Hard and Fast
  • If sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over my erection right now.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • When play dies it becomes the game. When sex dies it becomes climax.
    ~ Jim Morrison
  • Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it!
    ~ Buffy Gilmore, Scary Movie
  • George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.
    ~ Rhiannon
  • Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.
    ~ Charles Bukowski
  • Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them.
    ~ Mark Twain, The Lowest Animal
  • I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.
    I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.
    ~ Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair