• It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
    It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
    I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
    ~ George Burns
  • There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
    There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
    ~ Mary Kay Ash
  • I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
    I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
    My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • Sex is a part of love. You shouldn't go around doing it unless you are in love.
    Sex is a part of love. You shouldn't go around doing it unless you are in love.
    ~ Bettie Page
  • I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
    ~ Johnny Carson
  • I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
    I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
    ~ Mitch Hedberg
  • Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
    Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
    ~ Linus Torvalds
  • I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
    ~ Angelina Jolie