• She has eyes that folks adore so, and a torso even more so.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
    The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
    ~ Leonardo da Vinci
  • A Turk for toughness, for hands that never tire; An Indian for her rounded bosom bursting with milk; A Persian for her tight crotch and her coquetry; An Uzbeg to thrash as a lesson for the three.
    A Turk for toughness, for hands that never tire; An Indian for her rounded bosom bursting with milk; A Persian for her tight crotch and her coquetry; An Uzbeg to thrash as a lesson for the three.
    ~ Khushwant Singh, Delhi: A Novel
  • Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
    Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
    ~ Erica Jong
  • My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
    My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.
    That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.
    ~ Laurell K. Hamilton, Blood Noir
  • As she shuffled back, he glanced down at the tent between his legs. Christ, that goddamn thing in there was huge; he looked like he had another arm in his pants.
    ~ J. R. Ward, Lover Awakened
  • The sexual parts are not only vivid examples of the body's dominion; they are also apertures whose damp emissions and ammoniac smells testify to the mysterious putrefaction of the body.
    ~ Roger Scruton
  • Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
    ~ Author Unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur
  • Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment - I need to see how they dance.
    Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment - I need to see how they dance.
    ~ Nicholson Baker, House of Holes
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