• I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
    ~ Bernard Manning
  • You know what I hate most of all in the whole wide world?...More than people who think that if you're bisexual it means you'll fuck absolutely anyone (especially them).
    ~ Alan Cumming
  • I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.
    ~ Bjork
  • A 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.
  • It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
    ~ Woody Allen, on bisexuality