• I shall sustain a massive erection, that's what, and I shan't be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.
    ~ Stephen Fry, The Liar
  • My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.Upload to Facebook
    My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • I'm wearing a boxing glove, but I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover with a fist-like erection.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
    ~ Andy Rooney
  • Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.
    ~ Sommeil Liberosensa
  • Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection!
    ~ Author Unknown
  • For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.Upload to Facebook
    For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.
    ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  • Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C?

    ~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
  • If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.
    ~ Erin McCarthy, Hard and Fast
  • If sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over my erection right now.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
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