• Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.Upload to Facebook
    Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
    ~ Lora Brody
  • A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
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    A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
    ~ Henry Louis Mencken
  • Food has it over sex for variety. Hedonistically, gustatory possibilities are much broader than copulatory ones.
    ~ Joseph Epstein, Familiar Territory
  • Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
    ~ Robert Byrne, 1911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
  • I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.Upload to Facebook
    I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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