• In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Who'd cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don't you go fuck yourself?

    ~ Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
  • An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.Upload to Facebook
    An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
    ~ Edgar Wallace
  • His semen had never done any harm to anyone.Upload to Facebook
    His semen had never done any harm to anyone.
    ~ Samuel Beckett
  • I once knew a woman who offered her honor
    So I honored her offer
    And all night long I was on her and off her.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Why are there never any 'Good' side-effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "May Cause extreme Sexiness".
    ~ Author Unknown
  • An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
    ~ Aldous Huxley
  • When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
    ~ Matt Groening
  • The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.Upload to Facebook
    The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
    ~ Anonymous
  • How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.
    ~ Flash Rosenberg
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