• The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Fish in another man's pond and you will catch crabs.Upload to Facebook
    Fish in another man's pond and you will catch crabs.
    ~ Habeeb Akande
  • Masturbation is the new polygamy.
    ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  • Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
    ~ Barbara Cartland
  • You know that look women get when they want sex?... Me neither.
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    You know that look women get when they want sex?... Me neither.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    ~ Rita Rudner
  • Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
    ~ George Burns
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