• You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
    ~ Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)
  • Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
    It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
    ~ Drew Carey
  • Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
    ~ Dorothy Parker
  • My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife.
    ~ Edwina Currie, in The Observer, 15 February 1987
  • We don't do that in England.
    We don't do that in England.
    ~ Lisa Vanderpump, on oral sex
  • If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex.
    ~ Kate Beckinsale
  • Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.
    ~ Ian Fleming
  • It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
    It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
    ~ Jay McInerney
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