• The best way to attract a man immediately is to have a magnificent bosom and a half-size brain and let both of them show.
    ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
    Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
    ~ Jerry Seinfeld
  • We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.
    We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.
  • Young people are moving away from feeling guilty about sleeping with somebody to feeling guilty if they are 'not' sleeping with someone.
    Young people are moving away from feeling guilty about sleeping with somebody to feeling guilty if they are 'not' sleeping with someone.
    ~ Margaret Mead
  • Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
    ~ Roseanne Arnold
  • The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.
    ~ Leonardo da Vinci
  • A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.
    ~ Sophia Loren
  • The thing is, most of the time when you're coming pretty close to doing it with a girl - a girl that isn't a prostitute or anything, I mean - she keeps telling you to stop. The trouble with me is, I stop. Most guys don't. I can't help it. You never know whether they really want you to stop, or whether they're just scared as hell, or whether they're just telling you to stop so that if you do go through with it, the blame'll be on you, not them. Anyway, I keep stopping.
    ~ J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  • If there is a true secret to the universe, it is this... these first few seconds of warmth and entry and complete acceptance by one's beloved.
    ~ Dan Simmons, The Rise of Endymion
  • Once the buttons are undone, you know how it'll all end. It's all in the game, there are no miracles.
    ~ Gai Xingjian, Weekend Quartet