• Rumours have a rich sex life.
    Rumours have a rich sex life.
    ~ Loesje
  • Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.
    Copulation is no more foul to me than death is.
    ~ Walt Whitman
  • The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
    ~ Chinese Proverb
  • Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate.
    ~ R. D. Laing
  • Anything you make forbidden gains sexual attractiveness. Would you be particularly interested in women's breasts if you lived in a society in which they were displayed at all times?
    ~ Isaac Asimov, Prelude to Foundation
  • If you want romance, fuck a journalist.
    ~ W. H. Auden
  • I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.
    ~ Karl Kraus, Half-Truths and One-and-a-Half Truths
  • A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
    A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
    ~ Lana Turner
  • Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
    ~ Author Unknown