• Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi'!
    Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi'!
    ~ Julian Barnes
  • Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?
    ~ Marquis de Sade
  • A man is basically as faithful as his options.
    A man is basically as faithful as his options.
    ~ Chris Rock
  • You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
    ~ Richard Pryor
  • Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk - real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.
    ~ Jack Kerouac
  • When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
    When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
    ~ Elayne Boosler
  • Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
    Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
    ~ Alec Baldwin
  • Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
    Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
    ~ Gore Vidal
  • Chastity- the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.
    ~ Aldous Huxley
  • If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
    If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
    ~ Jarod Kintz