• A man is basically as faithful as his options.Upload to Facebook
    A man is basically as faithful as his options.
    ~ Chris Rock
  • You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
    ~ Richard Pryor
  • Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk - real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.
    ~ Jack Kerouac
  • When the sun comes up, I have morals again.Upload to Facebook
    When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
    ~ Elayne Boosler
  • Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.Upload to Facebook
    Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
    ~ Alec Baldwin
  • Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.Upload to Facebook
    Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
    ~ Gore Vidal
  • Chastity- the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.
    ~ Aldous Huxley
  • If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.Upload to Facebook
    If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.Upload to Facebook
    If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
    ~ Frank Zappa
  • I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. Upload to Facebook
    I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
    ~ George Burns
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