• What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?
    Honey, I'm home.
    ~ Ken Hammond
  • The only time my wife gets hot is when she burns her hand while cooking.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
    ~ Les Dawson
  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
    Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
    ~ Robin Williams
  • Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
    ~ Bertrand Russell
  • Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
    ~ Thomas Love Peacock
  • Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
    Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
    ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  • Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have weakened, withered, and disappeared.
    ~ Mortimer Adler
  • Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
    ~ Geoffrey Chaucer
  • A good relationship means a really good sex life.
    A good relationship means a really good sex life.
    ~ Juliette Lewis
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