• The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.
    ~ Joan Fontaine
  • Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.Upload to Facebook
    Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
    ~ William Glasser
  • When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.Upload to Facebook
    When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
    ~ Hedy Lamarr
  • Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
    ~ Bertrand Russell
  • A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. Upload to Facebook
    A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
    ~ W. Somerset Maugham
  • The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom.Upload to Facebook
    The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. One day my wife came home early and found us in bed together.
    ~ Lenny Bruce
  • I wanted sex, in-laws is the cost.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married.Upload to Facebook
    People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married.
    ~ Frank Skinner
  • If it weren't for the dick, most of the guys would have married the cooks and the butlers.
    ~ JD Ghai
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