• Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.Upload to Facebook
    Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
    ~ Mae West
  • My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.Upload to Facebook
    My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • A jealous husband doesn't doubt his wife, but himself.
    ~ Honore De Balzac
  • My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
    ~ Les Dawson
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