• Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
    Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
    ~ Mae West
  • My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
    My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • A jealous husband doesn't doubt his wife, but himself.
    ~ Honore De Balzac
  • My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
    ~ Les Dawson