• Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.Upload to Facebook
    Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Upload to Facebook
    Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
    ~ Mae West
  • Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
    ~ Robert Clark
  • I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll say, 'Uhh...I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.'
    ~ Adam Carolla
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