• Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?Upload to Facebook
    Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    ~ Rita Rudner
  • A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.  An optimist is a man who hopes they are.Upload to Facebook
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
    ~ Chauncey Depew
  • A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
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    A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility.
    ~ Simone de Beauvoir
  • When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
    ~ Charles Colson
  • If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.Upload to Facebook
    If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.
    ~ Alphonse Karr
  • What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.
    ~ Evelyn Waugh
  • A man's only as old as the woman he feels.Upload to Facebook
    A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Sigmund Freud asked the question: 'What is it that women want?'... But it's obvious, isn't it? They want the central heating turned up, don't they?
    ~ in The Pub Landlord's Book of Common Sense
    ~ Al Murray
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