• He looked at my face - a rare thing for me.
    He looked at my face - a rare thing for me.
    ~ Dolly Parton, on first meeting her husband-to-be
  • People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
    People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
    ~ Dolly Parton
  • Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
    Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
    ~ Emil Cioran
  • You know what? I'm really attracted to British women, there's something innately proper about them. However badly they behave their accent is so cute that it makes up for everything!
    ~ Josh Hartnett
  • Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.
    Half-Truths and One-and-a-Half Truths
    ~ Karl Kraus
  • The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.
    The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.
    ~ Homer
  • Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
    ~ Tara Sivec
  • Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it is; it never lies.
    ~ Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
    Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
    ~ Karl Kraus
  • Against diseases here the strongest fence is the defensive virtue, Abstinence.
    Against diseases here the strongest fence is the defensive virtue, Abstinence.
    ~ Robert Herrick