• If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know  about oral sex.Upload to Facebook
    If they didn't show it on the screen, most people would never know about oral sex.
    ~ Mary Whitehouse
  • My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
    ~ Chelsea Handler
  • If it's a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it's free. Oral sex is recession-proof.
    ~ Gabrielle Union
  • For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
    ~ Chuck Palahniuk
  • Skill? You know what I'm going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman. Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.
    ~ Jamie Bell
  • I want a title. They call it a Dame... You just have to suck his dickk. He [Ozzy] can fuckk Camilla while I'm with Charles.
    ~ Sharon Osbourne
  • It says I wanted to eat her pussy and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married and I've got more than enough to eat at home.
    ~ Rob Ford, being Rob Ford
  • You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
    ~ Maureen Lipman
  • Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.
    ~ Allen Ginsberg
  • Oral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones.Upload to Facebook
    Oral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones.
    ~ Cynthia Heimel
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