• I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex
  • I love the lines men use to get us into bed. `Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.` What am I, a microwave?
    I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
    ~ Beverly Mickins
    Sex
  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex
  • Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
    ~ Bob Hope
    Sex
  • Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.
    ~ Gabriel Garci­a Marquez
    Sex
  • People are supposed to fuck. It's our main purpose in life, and all those other activities - playing trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse - are just ways of passing the time untill you can fuck again.
    ~ Cynthia Heimel
    Sex
  • Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
    Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
    ~ Gail Parent
    Sex
  • Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
    ~ Lora Brody
    Sex
  • The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.
    The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.
    ~ Hugh Hefner
    Sex
  • Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
    ~ Kurt Angle
    Sex
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