• Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers!Upload to Facebook
    Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers!
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
    ~ Casey Stengel
  • While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.Upload to Facebook
    While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
    ~ Henny Youngman
  • I don't get obsessed by records, I care more about winning trophies.Upload to Facebook
    I don't get obsessed by records, I care more about winning trophies.
    ~ Cristiano Ronaldo, on his priorities
  • Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
    ~ Bjork
  • The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports.
    ~ Piet Hein
  • Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.Upload to Facebook
    Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
    ~ Spalding Gray
  • I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.Upload to Facebook
    I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
    ~ Harold Pinter
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