• Did you know?<br/>
In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.<br/>
In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.<br/>

And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala Pegg
    Did you know?
    In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.
    In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.
    And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala Pegg
  • Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
    Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
  • Bar Maths:<br/>
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
    Bar Maths:
    80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
  • My Doctor said, `Alcoholism is a disease.`<br/>
My bartender said, `Get your shots here.`
    My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."
    My bartender said, "Get your shots here."
  • I only drink on days that start with 'T'<br/>
Tuesday<br/>
Thursday<br/>
Today<br/>
Tomorrow<br/>
Thaturday<br/>
Thunday
    I only drink on days that start with 'T'
    Tuesday
    Thursday
    Today
    Tomorrow
    Thaturday
    Thunday
  • Justice for Kangana<br/>
Justice for Sushant<br/>
Justice for Rhea<br/>
Justice for this<br/>
Justice for that<br/>
Just ice for me!
    Justice for Kangana
    Justice for Sushant
    Justice for Rhea
    Justice for this
    Justice for that
    Just ice for me!
  • My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!
    My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!
  • Liquor - (Noun)<br/>
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
    Liquor - (Noun)
    The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
  • I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:<br/>
A dog that adores him;<br/>
A cat that ignores him;<br/>
A wife that abhors him;<br/>
And a drink that restores him!
    I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:
    A dog that adores him;
    A cat that ignores him;
    A wife that abhors him;
    And a drink that restores him!
  • A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!
    A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!