• I can take care of myself, but I can't take care of myself and a child. I've decided to give myself up for adoption.?
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
    ~ Leo Rosten
  • What do your parents know, about surviving?
    ~ Lemony Snicket
  • Each song is a child I nourish and give my love to. But even if you have never written a song, your life is a song. How can it not be?
    ~ Michael Jackson
  • I can think of few better ways to introduce a child to books than to let her stack them, upend them, rearrange them, and get her fingerprints all over them.
    ~ Anne Fadiman
  • Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.
    ~ Michael Jackson
  • Then if children make so much trouble, why do people have 'em?
    Jude the Obscure
    ~ Thomas Hardy
  • I can take care of myself, but I can't take care of myself and a child. I've decided to give myself up for adoption.?
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
    ~ Leo Rosten
  • What do your parents know, about surviving?
    ~ Lemony Snicket