• There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
    ~ Henry Kissinger
  • There is still no cure for the common birthday.
    ~ John Glenn
  • In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
    ~ Miss Piggy
  • The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports.
    ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
    ~ Daniel J. Boorstin
  • One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
    Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become beer.
    ~ Walter Thornburgh
  • War is better than marriage because after war you either live or die, but after marriage you neither live nor die.
    ~ Adolf Hitler