• Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
    ~ Daniel J. Boorstin
  • One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.Upload to Facebook
    Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become beer.
    ~ Walter Thornburgh
  • War is better than marriage because after war you either live or die, but after marriage you neither live nor die.
    ~ Adolf Hitler
  • I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it.
    ~ Taylor Swift
  • A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving man who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
    ~ Don Quinn
  • Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
    ~ Albert Einstein
  • A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
    ~ Laurence J. Peter
  • I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
    ~ Ellen Degeneres