• My gosh this is a place with lots of strange people around... but I feel very comfortable here, so I must be one of them.
    ~ Paul Garabedian
  • We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like.
    ~ Jean Cocteau
  • Some people are very decisive when it comes to avoiding decisions.
    ~ Brendan Francis Behan
  • Free cheese is only found in a mousetrap
    Free cheese is only found in a mousetrap
    ~ Paulo Coelho
  • "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Anna is sweet and all but it's sad the only time people take him seriously is when he is hungry.
    ~ Chetan Bhagat, on Anna Hazare undertaking yet another fast for the Janlokpal Bill
  • I'm not overweight, I'm under tall.
    I'm not overweight, I'm under tall.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
    ~ Oliver Herford
  • If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me!
    ~ Bobcat Goldthwait
  • Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
    ~ Mark Twain