• All men are equal before fish.
    ~ Herbert Hoover
  • A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
    ~ Bill Cosby
  • A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don`t have a top for it.
    ~ Jerry Seinfeld
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    ~ Lana Turner
  • A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, `At my age, I don`t even buy green bananas.`
    ~ Claude Pepper
  • A nickel ain`t worth a dime anymore.
    ~ Yogi Berra
  • A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • A friend doesn`t go on a diet because you are fat.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • The biggest problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're never really accurate.
    ~ Abraham Lincoln
  • Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
    ~ Author Unknown