• A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • A friend doesn`t go on a diet because you are fat.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • The biggest problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're never really accurate.
    ~ Abraham Lincoln
  • Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • In examinations, the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
    ~ Compton Mackenzie
  • Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse that privilege.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Money can`t buy happiness, but poverty can`t buy ANYTHING.
  • A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
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