• Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • In examinations, the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
    ~ Compton Mackenzie
  • Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse that privilege.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Money can`t buy happiness, but poverty can`t buy ANYTHING.
  • A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
    ~ Will Durant
  • Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
    ~ Tom Walsh
  • Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
    ~ George Saintsbury