• A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
    ~ Will Durant
  • Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
    ~ Tom Walsh
  • Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
    ~ George Saintsbury
  • There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
    ~ Thomas W. Higginson
  • Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
    ~ Mary Hirsch
  • Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
    ~ Mahatma Gandhi
  • Humor is just another defense against the universe.
    ~ Mel Brooks