• Foreign: Voyeurism.<br/>
India: Mujh Ko Piya Ne Dekh Liya Haaye Re Dhokhe Se!
    Foreign: Voyeurism.
    India: Mujh Ko Piya Ne Dekh Liya Haaye Re Dhokhe Se!
  • Teachers will be quick to say that a classroom isn't a place to sleep, but by that logic a house isn't a place to study!
    Teachers will be quick to say that a classroom isn't a place to sleep, but by that logic a house isn't a place to study!
  • I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!
    I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!
  • When the person you stalk stalks you back...<br/>
Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
    When the person you stalk stalks you back...
    Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
  • Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
    Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!
    Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
  • The first person to explain the concept of dreaming to others must have been very relieved when they realised everyone else did it too!
    The first person to explain the concept of dreaming to others must have been very relieved when they realised everyone else did it too!
  • #Navratras<br/>
I think 'Sober October' is really a good idea, the people doing it are amazing!<br/>
Less queuing at the bar for me!
    #Navratras
    I think 'Sober October' is really a good idea, the people doing it are amazing!
    Less queuing at the bar for me!
  • I've named my puppies Timex and Rolex.<br/>
They're watch dogs!
    I've named my puppies Timex and Rolex.
    They're watch dogs!
  • A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar all walk into a bar.<br/>
He came, he saw, he conquered!
    A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar all walk into a bar.
    He came, he saw, he conquered!
  • People often ask me what my wife does, but it's difficult to say really.<br/>
She sells seashells on the sea shore!
    People often ask me what my wife does, but it's difficult to say really.
    She sells seashells on the sea shore!